Damn, Tina could not have pulled that off any better.  She pretty much stole Sarah’s teddy bear and pushed her into the mud.

In John McCain’s defense, he’s an idiot who has absolutely no tact whatsoever.  So, it should come as no surprise that he picked a former Alaskan mayor with limited experience as a governor to be a heartbeat away from the most powerful seat in the house; just so he could stare at her bodacious bod [...]

Seriously, if our retarded country elects this fucking imbecile in November I will cut my goddamn dick off, and by my I mean yours.
- Bluto -

In case you weren’t entirely sure that John McCain is a giant, retarded fucking hypocrite, here’s a video showcasing the change of John McCain’s opinion on the Iraq War.  When the war was being “planned” McCain had Bush’s balls so far down his throat he knew what Laura Bush tasted like (ewwwwwww, stupid brain).  Now [...]

Because John McCain is a warmongering fucking moron with the economic knowledge of a third grade remedial student, and our country will have as much of a chance as a 9-year-old in John Wayne Gacy’s house if he is elected.  Let’s spend 100 years in Iraq and “Bomb, bomb, bomb” Iran.  That would be fun [...]