Gay.

I love this fucking album.  Billboard reports:

In just a three-day sales window, Metallica’s “Death Magnetic” (Warner Bros.) sold nearly half a million copies and tops The Billboard 200. The band’s first studio album since 2003 moved 490,000 copies, according to Nielsen SoundScan. “Death Magnetic” hit shelves on Friday instead of last Tuesday in order to [...]

The Jonas Brothers attended the London premiere of one of their awful Disney movies last night and after being repeatedly questioned about Russell Brand’s bitch-slapping of them at the VMAs they apparently had an explosion of estrogen-fueled anger.  The Sun reports:

They are, in fact, capable of losing their rags like the rest of us – [...]