var VideoID = “4699″; var Width = 425; var Height = 344;
Katy Perry brought her boobs over to Complex, and they proceed to talk about them.  Surprising, right?  Anywho, since you people don’t care about words, and most of you can’t read, here’s Ms. Perry frolicking about in some suggestive attire.  And by “suggestive”, I [...]

Damn.  I can only imagine the sexy gyrations that occurred in the operation it took to get those pants on.  Just imagine the hassle it’d be to get them off.  I’m not saying I wouldn’t break both of my arms trying, it’s just that you may have to employ the jaws of life to reach [...]

Start watching this video at 23 seconds and stop watching it at 31 seconds.  Everything else is completely unimportant.  I don’t want explicitly state that this chimp is smarter than 87% of the American population, but how can you argue with video evidence?

Remember that story I did that one time where I said Katy Perry’s tits were almost the best thing about the Grammys?  Well, she probably should’ve stopped with that accomplishment.  Her performance later that night didn’t turn out so well.  If you do not wish to put yourself through that torment, but are still wondering [...]

In case you didn’t already know, Katy Perry has just about the best tits in Hollywood.  So, it was infinitely generous of her to put them on display last night at some pre-Grammy festivity.  It’s as though she thought her boobs were scheduled to be on display at the Louvre, and decided that she best [...]