Well then, this marks the first time in history that I have been jealous of a female porn star. To think, all this time I’ve been investing in romantic candles, nice clothes, fancy cars, rohypnol, and fine jewelry — when all I had to do was walk up to Ms. Brook and start licking her [...]

I’m fairly certain I’ve said this before, but I fucking love the United Kingdom.  You have kick-ass football teams, Newcastle, the British invasion, and beautiful women who all seem to have huge tits.  Awesome.  Frickin’ awesome.  I’m going to buy all of a cake.

Here’s Kelly Brook and her magical boobies out on the town.  What?  You want more analysis than that?  Kelly Brook’s magnificient rack is on display, shut the hell up.

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