Well that didn’t take long. People:
The Girls Next Door E! reality star told E! News’s Marc Malkin, “Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans.”
Wilkinson even went so far as to tell PEOPLE that [...]

I always thought that Holly Madison was the Girls Next Door that I most wanted to interview*, but after carousing these pictures of Ms. Wilkinson doing unnaturally awesome things on the pole I may have to reconsider. Someone call CNN.
*I meant stick it in her vagina.

Nicole Scherzinger needs to hurry up and get naked.  That body is way, way, way too sexy to be kept under wraps.  Also, I’m pretty sure it’s a felony for her to wear clothes.  (Popoholic)
Break was kind enough to churn out another lovely gallery filled with stuff and such and whatnot.  (Break)
Abigail Clancy is [...]

Apparently, the ultra-sexy, nude pillow fights of my dreams do not take place at the Male Holy Grail Playboy Mansion between the three ladies of the Girls Next Door as I envisioned, and detailedly drew up in blueprint.  Why the hell did I even buy the sketching pencils and architect paper?  According to this story [...]