Apparently, in between sexing Britney Spears and taking care of her spawns, Kevin Federline decided to eat the entire tub of cookie dough.  The Sun laughs:
While his ex wife BRITNEY SPEARS has danced her way back into shape, I reckon porky Kev has piled on about 100 pounds.
Just making a few subtle changes could [...]

Las Vegas nightclub, Prive, is all liquored up and set to award Keven “What are My Other Kid’s Names” Federline their Father of the Year Award during a presentation at the club.  Luckily, this award is entirely made-up with no official anything so the Sun promised he won’t actually blow up for wasting all the [...]