NOTE: The good stuff starts at the 3:09 mark.
This is pretty much the best thing you’re going to see today, so you might as well just watch this on loop for fourteen hours and go to bed.

AHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps Out Window* The Sun:

THIS picture should carry a health warning.
Not since HARRY ENFIELD creations Wayne and Waynetta Slob have two such scabby human beings locked lips.
I can’t bear to think about the record level of grime passing between PETE DOHERTY and AMY WINEHOUSE.

It turns out that you cannot die [...]