Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Borat, is being sued.  Yes, really.  Yes, it is probably an idiotic move, but dammit someone had to do it (several times over anyways).   According to the lawyer (read: vampire) Ms. Richelle Olson suffered “Life Altering Injuries”.  To what?  Her Ego?
Olson claims Baron Cohen and a camera crew for his new [...]

Sweet, virgin whore, that’s almost enough money to wisely invest in every hooker in Vegas.  TMZ reports:
First things first — Keifer Bonvillain was arrested two years ago after allegedly recording conversations he had with an O employee and then shopping the tapes around to publishers and tabloids.
The Feds ended up dismissing the case against Mr. [...]