It’s nice to see that Megan has taken after one of the greatest geniuses of our time, Heather Graham, and decided that bras are silly. It’s also nice to see that Megan thought that a curtain was a good choice for a dress. I couldn’t agree more. I don’t think it’s possible for her to [...]

Why the hell did they have this premiere in Japan? How the fuck is Megan supposed to have fun over there — they don’t have big American penis. They should have had it in a place worthy of Megan’s ridiculous gorgeousness. Like, say, for instance, my shed my neighbor’s shed. Harold is gone most of [...]

Apparently, the Watchmen movie is finally opening in theaters.  I don’t give a fuck.  I don’t even know what the Watchmen is all about.  Based on the TV commercials, it’s a comic book adaptation that is not The Dark Knight, so it’s obviously going to suck.  However, hot chicks like Vanessa Hudgens seem to be [...]

Christina Hendricks has the greatest cleavage in history.  (Egotastic)
A real-life Death Star would bankrupt the entire galaxy.  (Geekologie)
Rihanna’s legs are looking mighty fine.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Kristen Stewart looks like hell.  (IDLYITW)
Ashley Judd doesn’t agree with Sarah Palin “hunting” wolves from a goddamn helicopter.  (The Superficial)
Robert Plant explains why Zeppelin won’t be banging groupies around the [...]

I have no idea who Sarah Shahi is, but I have learned that has amazing boobs.  (Egotastic)
Someone needs to explain to Harper’s Bazaar that this is not how you do a Scarlett Johansson photoshoot.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Nikkie Sanderson is new.  Someone should’ve explained to her that all new models are required to be naked.  (IDLYITW)
The Superficial’s [...]