Jessica Biel and her hotness visit Marie Claire.  (Egotastic)
Cheryl Tweedy is still hot.  (Popoholic)
Mila Kunis has good jeans — not to mention genes.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Hayden Panettiere flashes her boxer briefs.  It’s even less exciting than that sounds.  (IDLYITW)
Once again, Britney Spears is a MILF.  (The Superficial)
Now that Axl Rose is finally releasing Chinese Democracy, Dr. [...]

One good thing about France, most of the chicks in their magazines are usually naked.  Like Emmanuelle Beart, here.  (Egotastic)
Elizabeth Hurley still pulls off some of the best cleavage around.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Dammit, Diora Baird!  Dress goes down, not up!  (IDLYITW)
Pamela Anderson’s super cleavage invades London.  (The Superficial)
Duff McKagan says, “America isn’t very rock n’ [...]

Laetitia Casta still looks amazing.  Especially when she’s topless.  (Egotastic)
Brooke Hogan dons another bikini.  I don’t know if I should touch myself or unlock the shotgun.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Watch out paparazzi, Lindsay Lohan is throwin’ fists.  (IDLYITW)
Los Angeles County should use Kim Kardashian’s giant ass as a billboard.  (The Superficial)
Pacific Ocean had to be refilled [...]

Ever since I watched “Leprechaun” in 1992 I’ve been afraid of having my gold stolen by midgets dressed in green suits embroidered in clovers.  Ever since Tila Tequila strutted onto the scene I’ve been afraid of having my gold stolen by midgets dressed in green suits embroidered in clovers while their “bisexual” stripper sister plays [...]

Oh.  My.  God.  I’m pretty sure we’ve just found the one and only alternative energy source.  I guarantee that Marisa Miller generates just as much (probably more so) energy as the sun through all the hotness emanating from her.  I wholeheartedly volunteer to go on a mining expedition in Marisa’s nether regions, but I can’t [...]