Looks pretty good.

Well, this is good news. For me. Because I can finally lay down my sweet moves. I totally have a legitimate chance at landing Bar Refaeli… Dammit. People:

On-again off-again couple Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli have called it quits once more, sources confirm to PEOPLE.
“They’re taking time off for the time being, they’ve split,” says [...]

Oh thank you Flying Spaghetti Monster!  I knew my prayers to you would pay off, and yes, you are very pretty.  Especially when there’s some cheese on you.  And perhaps salt.  Do you have a fork by chance?  NY Daily News reports:
The light-switch romance of Leo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli is off again, we hear.
The [...]

Yesterday, I posted a story about the dark vortex of crap that is Carlos Mencia, and as you are probably still masturbating to may remember, I posted a picture of the exotic beauty known as Bar Refaeli instead of that tool shed Mencia. This got me to thinking that Bar Refaeli is really hot, [...]