Luckily, it was only a partial attack. Most of the eastern seaboard was able to survive. I can’t even being to fathom the tragedy that would have occurred had it been a full-frontal strike. I fear we would have lost everyone up to Kansas, even with magic sky fairies on their side, and Tokyo would [...]

Audrina Patridge can still fill out a bikini like no other.  (Egotastic)
LG is releasing solar-powered cell phone.  What happens on cloudy days?  (Geekologie)
Here be a list of the goriest video games.  (Gameist)
The most disturbing animals on Earth.  You should probably just kill yourself if you encounter them.  (Atom)
The biggest celebrity pussies.  A stiff wind [...]

A year ago, Lindsay Lohan got plowed (by alcohol, not penis) and jumped into some dudes’ car to chase down her personal assistant.  Turns out, that wasn’t such a good idea.  People reports:

The actress was “angry and aggressive” and the men “felt surprise, shock, fear and panic at Lohan’s surprising and sudden act” of allegedly [...]

Raise your hand if you saw this coming — Dammit, Jenkins, stop elbowing me in the cornea.  Star reports:

It’s been less than a year since Lindsay Lohan left rehab — but friends and family members are frantic that she’s on the fast track to another drug and alcohol-driven breakdown.
“Lindsay’s been drinking, doing cocaine and causing [...]

I, for one, think this is awesome.  Anytime a hot lesbian springs into existence I’m pretty sure a starving African child gets a billion dollars, or a second helping of maggot-filled mud, I get the two confused.  Anywho, Lindsay certainly is a hot lesbian with an amazing chest region, but, as usual, there is always [...]