Apparently, Weeds is the greatest show ever made as Mary Louise Parker keeps getting naked on it. (Egotastic)
Marisa Miller makes friends with Malibu Magazine.  And by friends I mean they take some photos of her looking all hot and bothered.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Miley Cyrus has a 20-year-old boyfriend.  This 20-year-old boyfriend is also a model, [...]

Laetitia Casta still looks amazing.  Especially when she’s topless.  (Egotastic)
Brooke Hogan dons another bikini.  I don’t know if I should touch myself or unlock the shotgun.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Watch out paparazzi, Lindsay Lohan is throwin’ fists.  (IDLYITW)
Los Angeles County should use Kim Kardashian’s giant ass as a billboard.  (The Superficial)
Pacific Ocean had to be refilled [...]

Lindsay Lohan still has the best rack in Hollywood.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Hayden Panettiere makes sure her boobs are secure (dammit).  (Egotastic)
Proof that stupid people will eventually remove their genes from the gene pool.  (Break)
Michelle Hunziker is still at the beach.  Also known as: awesome. (The Superficial)
I hereby proclaim Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman alive.  And [...]

According to Michael Lohan, Samantha Ronson (lesbian vampire DJ) is using his daughter’s vagina to catapult herself to fame.  The Sun reports:

MICHAEL LOHAN accuses the DJ of dating his daughter purely to boost her fame, after hearing Sam may pen a ‘tell-all’ book about her life.
Michael said: “I’ve shut up about this long enough. [...]

Is classic Lindsay Lohan back?  Are we soon to be awash in a drunken mess of flailing boobs?  Has the lesbian force field of dark evil finally been broken?  Well, no, not really.  Sure, Lindsay stepped outside in a tank top without a bra on, but these pictures are pretty disappointing.  If Lindsay wants us [...]