Things to know about this video:
- Fergie saunters around in a bra.
- There’s some glow paint stuff towards the end.
- It has some scantily clad female ladies that Fergie proceeds to grind on.
- At about the 2:07-ish mark one of the girls’ shirts get pulled down to reveal an epic boob.
- There’s some dancing.
- Fergie saunters around in a bra.

This edition of TLBC site news is brought to you by Marisa Miller being ridiculously hot.

Please join me in welcoming “The Deep End”.  What is the Deep End, you ask?  Well, generally it is the part of the pool that people who don’t know how to swim and midgets die in, but here on TLBC it is our friend Mango’s very own special section of the board.  And by special section of the board I mean category.  In this category, Mango will provide you retards with movie/book/music/porn/etc reviews, as well as whatever else pops into his shiny head.  Once Mango gets “The Deep End” up and running you can keep tabs on it by clicking on the “The Deep End” category in the category list at the top right of the page.

If you have any questions/complaints about Mango’s musings leave a comment in his posts, alternatively you can email the site at thelastbraincell@gmail.com, where there is a 100% chance that I will ignore you.

Olivia seems like she’d be just about the greatest girl in the world to date.  Hopefully, she enjoys living in a tent eating gourmet macaroni ever night.  I keep it classy.

I’m fairly certain I’ve said this before, but I fucking love the United Kingdom.  You have kick-ass football teams, Newcastle, the British invasion, and beautiful women who all seem to have huge tits.  Awesome.  Frickin’ awesome.  I’m going to buy all of a cake.

So, once again, you hookers may be wondering where I have been for the past two-ish months.  Long story, short — I’m no longer allowed in Thailand.  Why, you ask?  Well, I thought about telling you about my Taiwanese misadventures, but then I thought that distracting you with giant tits was a better idea.  Hey!  Look over there!  Diora Baird cleavage!

Done and done.

I have absolutely no idea who Danneel Harris is (except for being the girl from the Harold & Kumar movie), but after taking a gander at these Maxim pics, I feel as though I should delve deeper into her career so that my penis may fully appreciate her.

If you want to explore Danneel’s career further, you can navigate yourself to the extremely NSFW video of her having some sex in the movie Ten Inch Hero at the link after the pictures.  I’d recommend it, she shags like a minx.

All of my life I’ve dreamed of being a fire hydrant, but I may have to give this Maxim photographer gig a second thought.  I’m fairly certain that photographing Eliza Dushku frolicking around in lingerie would be much better than having a fireman violently open parts of my body, and then shove a large hose into it…  Stop being gay.

Someone needs to explain to Harper’s Bazaar that this is not how you do a Scarlett Johansson photoshoot.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Nikkie Sanderson is new.  Someone should’ve explained to her that all new models are required to be naked.  (IDLYITW)

The Superficial’s gallery of Celebrity Plastic Surgery Gone WTF.  I think this was a bad idea.  (The Superficial)

Jane’s Addiction reuniting for a tour.  I am immensely indifferent.  (Ultimate Guitar)

When did Nikki Cox get molested by the ugly tree?  (WWTDD)

Wii Sports has knocked Super Mario Bros. off as the best-selling game ever.  (Geekologie)

A collection of 100 celebrity mug shots. (ABC Action News)

Damn, Carrie Underwood is fucking hot.  (Popoholic)

Break’s biggest gallery ever, again.  (Break)

Carbon neutral cellphones?  Alright then.  (Geekologie)

When did Hilary Duff get so hot?  (Hollywood Tuna)

Sarah Jessica Parker is moving back under her bridge.  (IDLYITW)

Investigations are currently underway to figure out if this amazing Jessica Simpson picture is the real deal, or just some evil sorcerer’s dastardly deed.  (WWTDD)

The 100 Sexiest Topless Babes of 2008, according to Nuts Magazine.  (Nuts)

The greatest NFL Cheerleader Photos of the past year.  (NFL)

Chicks grabbing their own boobs is awesome.  Celebrity chicks grabbing their own boobs is even better.  (Manofest)

An Abigail Clancy collection of assorted photographs, because she’s gorgeous.  (Gorillamask)

Obama meets with other people who formerly had the worst job in the world.  (CNN)

I felt kinda bad posting something that did not contain boobs in any way.  And since I am bombed out of my skull in the festive spirit from New Year’s, here’s the unbelievably gorgeous women of Victoria’s Secret strutting around in all kinds of sexy.

NOTE: Click the link below to view the rest of the videos from the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, or as I like to call it, penis heaven.

UPDATE: I just figured out how to embed YouTube videos in their fancy new “HD” quality, so in celebration of that I decided to move this post to the top.  Now you can enjoy the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in all its 720p glory.

NOTE: Holy tits, look at Marisa Miller’s tits as she starts her walk near the beginning of video II.  I hope her husband gets molested by fire ants.

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