I have absolutely no idea who Danneel Harris is (except for being the girl from the Harold & Kumar movie), but after taking a gander at these Maxim pics, I feel as though I should delve deeper into her career so that my penis may fully appreciate her.
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All of my life I’ve dreamed of being a fire hydrant, but I may have to give this Maxim photographer gig a second thought.  I’m fairly certain that photographing Eliza Dushku frolicking around in lingerie would be much better than having a fireman violently open parts of my body, and then shove a large hose [...]

I have no idea who Sarah Shahi is, but I have learned that has amazing boobs.  (Egotastic)
Someone needs to explain to Harper’s Bazaar that this is not how you do a Scarlett Johansson photoshoot.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Nikkie Sanderson is new.  Someone should’ve explained to her that all new models are required to be naked.  (IDLYITW)
The Superficial’s [...]

Olivia Munn goes to Hawaii — she also brought her bikini.  (Egotastic)
Carbon neutral cellphones?  Alright then.  (Geekologie)
When did Hilary Duff get so hot?  (Hollywood Tuna)
Sarah Jessica Parker is moving back under her bridge.  (IDLYITW)
Investigations are currently underway to figure out if this amazing Jessica Simpson picture is the real deal, or just some evil [...]

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I felt kinda bad posting something that did not contain boobs in any way.  And since I am bombed out of my skull in the festive spirit from New Year’s, here’s the unbelievably gorgeous women of Victoria’s Secret strutting around in all kinds of sexy.
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