According to my team of Weeble Wobble villagers intelligence officers, Megan Fox is currently engaging in an effort to conquer every country on the planet by simply showing up. It’s a known fact that nobody can resist her unnatural beauty, and whenever she enters a room everyone crumbles into bumbling idiots. No one is safe. [...]

Damn, Heather needs to make more movies. If things keep going this route she should be naked by her third premiere. Also, if that diagram I sent to her publicist works out, Heather should be in my room by midnight. The post office man said I was a jackass because I had written everything in [...]

Hm, kinda sad actually.  Say what you will, but the man is one of the best musicians to ever step on the stage.  Reuters:
Wearing a military-style black jacket decorated with silver sequins and punching the air, the 50-year-old revealed his plans on a makeshift stage at the 20,000-capacity O2 Arena where he will play 10 [...]

The Jonas Brothers attended the London premiere of one of their awful Disney movies last night and after being repeatedly questioned about Russell Brand’s bitch-slapping of them at the VMAs they apparently had an explosion of estrogen-fueled anger.  The Sun reports:

They are, in fact, capable of losing their rags like the rest of us – [...]