MacKenzie Phillips is a Crackwhore

Okay, important questions first.  Who in the blue hell is MacKenzie Phillips?  You don’t know either?  Well, fuck it then.  Anyway, she was arrested at LAX after “the man” found some sort of extra-curricular substances on her person, or luggage, or something (I wasn’t paying attention); namely, heroin and cocaine, the life-blood of any party.  [...]