This edition of TLBC site news is brought to you by Marisa Miller being ridiculously hot.
Please join me in welcoming “The Deep End”.  What is the Deep End, you ask?  Well, generally it is the part of the pool that people who don’t know how to swim and midgets die in, but here on TLBC [...]

OK, team — we have a new mission: get me a job as a photographer.  We’re also going to need some of you to run distraction routes while I run away from the cops after my first job.  Of course, this could all be avoided if Marisa Miller just wore a circus tent, but then [...]

How come whenever I go on vacation to exotic beaches there are never supermodels shooting a Victoria’s Secret swimsuit catalogue?  I mean, what the shit?  What do I have to do to get Marisa Miller to come jogging in front of my beach chair, preferrably naked?  Do you want me to wrestle a polar bear?  [...]

So, can we all agree that Marisa Miller is pretty much the hottest woman to ever exist?  OK, good.  Because I was having a few drinks with Zeus earlier, and he was all like, “Dude, I could totally nail that,”  and I was like, “Dude, I don’t care if you’re the God of Thunder, Marisa [...]

Is everyone in agreement that it is impossible to post too many Marisa Miller videos?  OK, good.  With that revolutionary decision in mind, here’s a video full of Marisa being all kinds of sexy for Cosmopolitan.
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