This edition of TLBC site news is brought to you by Marisa Miller being ridiculously hot.

Please join me in welcoming “The Deep End”.  What is the Deep End, you ask?  Well, generally it is the part of the pool that people who don’t know how to swim and midgets die in, but here on TLBC it is our friend Mango’s very own special section of the board.  And by special section of the board I mean category.  In this category, Mango will provide you retards with movie/book/music/porn/etc reviews, as well as whatever else pops into his shiny head.  Once Mango gets “The Deep End” up and running you can keep tabs on it by clicking on the “The Deep End” category in the category list at the top right of the page.

If you have any questions/complaints about Mango’s musings leave a comment in his posts, alternatively you can email the site at thelastbraincell@gmail.com, where there is a 100% chance that I will ignore you.

OK, team — we have a new mission: get me a job as a photographer.  We’re also going to need some of you to run distraction routes while I run away from the cops after my first job.  Of course, this could all be avoided if Marisa Miller just wore a circus tent, but then I would have to murder P.T. Barnum.

How come whenever I go on vacation to exotic beaches there are never supermodels shooting a Victoria’s Secret swimsuit catalogue?  I mean, what the shit?  What do I have to do to get Marisa Miller to come jogging in front of my beach chair, preferrably naked?  Do you want me to wrestle a polar bear?  I’ll do it.  Don’t test me!

UPDATE: Who here knows how to graft a robotic arm onto a shoulder?

So, can we all agree that Marisa Miller is pretty much the hottest woman to ever exist?  OK, good.  Because I was having a few drinks with Zeus earlier, and he was all like, “Dude, I could totally nail that,”  and I was like, “Dude, I don’t care if you’re the God of Thunder, Marisa Miller is out of everyone’s league.  She chooses you, you don’t choose her.”  Then we made a bet on whether or not he would bang Marisa.  It’s nice to know that I wont have to endure continuous lightning bolts up my anus while being mounted by Rosie O’Donnell, and instead will be able to masturbate outside Marisa’s window without being donkey punched by the SWAT team.  What?  Did you not see the part about “Marisa chooses you, not you her”?  That shit ain’t going to happen.  Huh?  Zeus is the all-powerful, omnipotent lord of the universe and can make anything happen?  Motherfucker.  “Zeus!  You lying son of a bitch!”

Is everyone in agreement that it is impossible to post too many Marisa Miller videos?  OK, good.  With that revolutionary decision in mind, here’s a video full of Marisa being all kinds of sexy for Cosmopolitan.

NOTE: Select HD at the bottom-right to view in high-definition.

I suddenly have a strong urge to masturbate while riding a Harley-Davidson.

NOTE: Select HQ at bottom-right to view in high-quality.

A real-life Death Star would bankrupt the entire galaxy.  (Geekologie)

Rihanna’s legs are looking mighty fine.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart looks like hell.  (IDLYITW)

Ashley Judd doesn’t agree with Sarah Palin “hunting” wolves from a goddamn helicopter.  (The Superficial)

Robert Plant explains why Zeppelin won’t be banging groupies around the world.  (Ultimate Guitar)

The 47 sexiest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models of all-time.  I will fight anyone to the death who doesn’t say Marisa Miller.  (COED)

Ah, Google Maps, thank you for capturing these great moments.  (urlesque)

The world’s largest boobs come in at a stupifying — and slightly racist — 38KKK.  (Asylum)

A couple hundred photos of WWE Divas. Reminding us that even though professional wrestling is mind-numbingly stupid…  Hm…  Yep, don’t know where I was going with that.  (Manofest)

I felt kinda bad posting something that did not contain boobs in any way.  And since I am bombed out of my skull in the festive spirit from New Year’s, here’s the unbelievably gorgeous women of Victoria’s Secret strutting around in all kinds of sexy.

NOTE: Click the link below to view the rest of the videos from the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, or as I like to call it, penis heaven.

UPDATE: I just figured out how to embed YouTube videos in their fancy new “HD” quality, so in celebration of that I decided to move this post to the top.  Now you can enjoy the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in all its 720p glory.

NOTE: Holy tits, look at Marisa Miller’s tits as she starts her walk near the beginning of video II.  I hope her husband gets molested by fire ants.

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Alrighty then, here’s an actual video to take the mantle of VOTD.  Of course, it involves boobs, specifically Marisa Miller’s boobs — among other assorted body regions.  As you probably already know, Marisa Miller is pretty much the hottest person alive, so, yes, this is perhaps the greatest video ever, but I’m not quite certain.  Allow me to study it for seventy-six a few more hours, and I shall report on my completely scientific findings.

I’m pretty sure the advertising executives at Remington are the smartest people alive.  If I was playing softball against Marisa Miller there’s a 400% chance that it would turn into a game of tackle football.