I suddenly have a strong urge to masturbate while riding a Harley-Davidson.
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Christina Hendricks has the greatest cleavage in history.  (Egotastic)
A real-life Death Star would bankrupt the entire galaxy.  (Geekologie)
Rihanna’s legs are looking mighty fine.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Kristen Stewart looks like hell.  (IDLYITW)
Ashley Judd doesn’t agree with Sarah Palin “hunting” wolves from a goddamn helicopter.  (The Superficial)
Robert Plant explains why Zeppelin won’t be banging groupies around the [...]

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I felt kinda bad posting something that did not contain boobs in any way.  And since I am bombed out of my skull in the festive spirit from New Year’s, here’s the unbelievably gorgeous women of Victoria’s Secret strutting around in all kinds of sexy.
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Alrighty then, here’s an actual video to take the mantle of VOTD.  Of course, it involves boobs, specifically Marisa Miller’s boobs — among other assorted body regions.  As you probably already know, Marisa Miller is pretty much the hottest person alive, so, yes, this is perhaps the greatest video ever, but I’m not quite certain.  [...]

I’m pretty sure the advertising executives at Remington are the smartest people alive.  If I was playing softball against Marisa Miller there’s a 400% chance that it would turn into a game of tackle football.