If you remember, the other day I became infatuated with Elisha Dushku’s boobs.  So imagine how many hobos I killed out of sheer excitement when I learned that Maxim’s video recording machine challenged her boobs to a duel.  If you also remember, I already did a post on this exact subject, but this one has [...]

I have absolutely no idea who Danneel Harris is (except for being the girl from the Harold & Kumar movie), but after taking a gander at these Maxim pics, I feel as though I should delve deeper into her career so that my penis may fully appreciate her.
If you want to explore Danneel’s career further, [...]

All of my life I’ve dreamed of being a fire hydrant, but I may have to give this Maxim photographer gig a second thought.  I’m fairly certain that photographing Eliza Dushku frolicking around in lingerie would be much better than having a fireman violently open parts of my body, and then shove a large hose [...]

Jessica Alba’s super genes have transformed her body back into unbelievable hotness.  (Egotastic)
Top 5 Yankee Stadium Moments.  (Bush League)
In case you were wondering how to buy lingerie, Jayde Nicole is here to help.  (Spike)
Maxim was kind enough to throw together the Most Gratuitous Horror Movie Nude Scenes.  (Maxim)
Further proof that Rich People are dicks.  [...]

Emmanuelle Chriqui is freaking gorgeous. (Hollywood Tuna)
Jessica Simpson’s ass says hello.  It probably should’ve gone to the gym first.  (Egotastic)
Retailers in the UK have started Metallica’s Death Magnetic a day ahead of schedule.  Unfortunately, I live on the opposite side of that big expanse of water.  (Ultimate Guitar)
Jenna Dewan decides a bikini is proper [...]