Apparently, Australia has a gorgeous supermodel factory.  Why wasn’t I told about this?  Didn’t I put you people in charge of keeping me up-to-date on supermodel production?  It’s almost like I’m not even handsomely paying you in Monopoly money.  If I wasn’t in such a good movie…  movie?  What the fuck brain?  …  mood from [...]

So, Melissa Haro is a super hot model with a kind heart.  According to her bio, she wants to open a chain of afforable veterinarian clinics one day.  What?  What the hell you giving me that look for just because I read her information?  I’m a gentleman, dammit!  OK, fine, my internet broke down and [...]