See, this is why European news is so much better than American news.  And, I guess from what I’ve seen, European news isn’t bogged down by useless celebrities and missing white girl syndrome.  They have, ya know, actual news.  Anywho, their newscasters seem to be ridiculously hot and don’t mind getting all frisky in public.  Like Melissa Theuriau, here.  She’s widely-regarded as the hottest news chick in the land, but that doesn’t stop her from funneling her man-whore’s weapon of penetration in the middle of a Miami.  I think someone deserves a Pulitzer.

I felt kinda bad posting something that did not contain boobs in any way.  And since I am bombed out of my skull in the festive spirit from New Year’s, here’s the unbelievably gorgeous women of Victoria’s Secret strutting around in all kinds of sexy.

NOTE: Click the link below to view the rest of the videos from the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, or as I like to call it, penis heaven.

UPDATE: I just figured out how to embed YouTube videos in their fancy new “HD” quality, so in celebration of that I decided to move this post to the top.  Now you can enjoy the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in all its 720p glory.

NOTE: Holy tits, look at Marisa Miller’s tits as she starts her walk near the beginning of video II.  I hope her husband gets molested by fire ants.

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