When I first came upon these pictures my initial thought was, “Holy shit, Miranda Kerr topless!”  But, as it turns out, these Miranda Kerr topless pictures aren’t Miranda Kerr topless pictures in the sense of, “Holy shit!  Her boobies!”  They are more in the sense of, “Stupid fucking top hat!”  So, as you can imagine, [...]

“Why hello there little fella, what are you up to?”
“I’m just out and about, you know.  I sure wish Miranda would move this magazine.  Ralph over there on the right breast wants to get some sun.”
“Oh, me too man, me too.  Personally, I think it’d be best if she just walked around without clothes, but [...]