Here is the first picture of the swamp beast woman Mutt Lange decided to punish his penis with, and coincidentally, she is standing right next to Shania Twain.  Mutt Lange is a fucking moron.  People:
As Shania Twain copes with her sudden split with the support of family and friends in her native Canada, sources close [...]

According to People, Mutt Lange decided to throw his hat in the ring for “World’s Dumbest Fucking Person Alive” by bending his secretary over her desk while he was still married to one of the hottest women ever, who presumably would sit at home in a tub of strawberries naked, waiting for her retarded husband [...]

In what appears to be my dreams played out in real life, People reports that the sexy as all hell, country superstar Shania Twain has split from Mutt Lange:
Shania Twain and her husband, producer Robert “Mutt” Lange, have split, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.
“Shania Twain and her husband, music producer Robert ‘Mutt’ Lange, are separating [...]