I am in no way surprised that this moron did this.  I mean, he married a beluga whale.  What else did you expect?  Hm?  That’s not a whale?  Get the fuck out.  I’m getting my harpoon, then we’ll see who the smart guy is.

In tonight’s never-ending quest (except when I finish, possibly with this post) to raid Maxim for easy posts because I’m too lazy to look anything else up, here is their collection of the NFL’s hottest cheerleaders.  Let me be the first to say that Lilly Robbins could totally get away with kicking me in the [...]