Someone needs to explain to Harper’s Bazaar that this is not how you do a Scarlett Johansson photoshoot.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Nikkie Sanderson is new.  Someone should’ve explained to her that all new models are required to be naked.  (IDLYITW)

The Superficial’s gallery of Celebrity Plastic Surgery Gone WTF.  I think this was a bad idea.  (The Superficial)

Jane’s Addiction reuniting for a tour.  I am immensely indifferent.  (Ultimate Guitar)

When did Nikki Cox get molested by the ugly tree?  (WWTDD)

Wii Sports has knocked Super Mario Bros. off as the best-selling game ever.  (Geekologie)

A collection of 100 celebrity mug shots. (ABC Action News)

Damn, Carrie Underwood is fucking hot.  (Popoholic)

Break’s biggest gallery ever, again.  (Break)