I think I’m being a little generous by calling that thing a “top”. It pretty much looks like Katie took a net and stretched and cut it a bit, which as you’ve probably already guessed, is one of the best decisions she’s ever made. It’s too bad she stopped the thought process when she did. [...]

Holy fucking walrus penis, when did Anna Paquin become such a freakishly awesome sexbomb? Someone get me an audition for this show. Emmys will come raining down. Granted, the simulated sex scenes may only take up a total of 11 seconds, but I have already devised a solution to that. Prior to the simulated sex [...]

Models from left to right: Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abby Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, Georgina Stojilkovic
This is, without a doubt, the greatest thing I have ever seen. Long have I dreamed of a scenario where a bunch of supermodels are frolicking naked on [...]

Luckily, it was only a partial attack. Most of the eastern seaboard was able to survive. I can’t even being to fathom the tragedy that would have occurred had it been a full-frontal strike. I fear we would have lost everyone up to Kansas, even with magic sky fairies on their side, and Tokyo would [...]

I was going to post some pictures that were less sexy than these to provide some sort of counterpoint, but as it turns out, I would rather have my penis funneled by a decomposing hippopotamus than stick it in 2007-era Britney. Why couldn’t this have happened in 2001?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Britney [...]