Holy fucking walrus penis, when did Anna Paquin become such a freakishly awesome sexbomb? Someone get me an audition for this show. Emmys will come raining down. Granted, the simulated sex scenes may only take up a total of 11 seconds, but I have already devised a solution to that. Prior to the simulated sex [...]

Models from left to right: Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abby Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, Georgina Stojilkovic
This is, without a doubt, the greatest thing I have ever seen. Long have I dreamed of a scenario where a bunch of supermodels are frolicking naked on [...]

Holy Jesus fucking Christ on a stick. Someone needs to marry this chick and then dump her so she has something new to obsess over. I volunteer under the stipulation that she is always naked. If, god forbid, she has to leave the bedroom she must wear a skin-tight dress with her boobs pushed up [...]

So, there’s a magazine that has photos of naked supermodels and it’s called Photo magazine? Dammit. I am definitely on the wrong side of this post. This is why you need to work for these places rather than attempt to make fun of them. While I’m sitting here firing up my overindulged imagination, some jackass [...]

Ya ever notice how chicks always seem to get naked when they want to call attention to a cause? Has there ever been a greater stroke of genius? Eat shit, E=mc2. I don’t know who the Einsteins (see what I did there? I am s-m-r-t!) are that run the Australian version of Rolling Stone, but [...]