So it looks exactly like every other magazine pictorial she has done while wearing a bikini. I am massively disappointed. She better do a week’s worth of AOTS shows completely naked or I will be forced to retaliate. How, you ask? Let’s just say that it will involve a coldly calculated plot, and will not end with me getting arrested after accidentally taring and feathering myself. “I said to wait for 284 seconds, Carl! What the fuck is so hard about that? You made me look like an idiot — even with me wearing my fierce battle tutu.”

Olivia seems like she’d be just about the greatest girl in the world to date.  Hopefully, she enjoys living in a tent eating gourmet macaroni ever night.  I keep it classy.

This video would’ve been much more informative had it instructed us on how to raise Olivia’s shirt.

This is just mean.  Horny nerds worldwide have been working their hands overtime imagining situations just like this.  Olivia takes us to the edge of the cliff, only to pull us back up, which would be appreciated if they weren’t luscious boobies at the bottom of this gorge.

Alrighty then, since I had such a good time with that previous Olivia Munn post, I thought we’d keep the party going.  Here’s Olivia being all kinds of hot for Men’s Health magazine.

Is it just me, or does Olivia Munn seem like she’d be one of the greatest girlfriends you’d ever have?  Let’s anaylze this:

- She has a vagina

- She has boobs

- She’s really hot

- She’s funny

- She’s part Asian…  What?  Haven’t you seen porn?  According to porn, Asians are built for our big American penises.  Hm…  That probably wont go over too well with the Anti-Defamation League.

Ya know, I honestly think breast exams would work much better if there was someone there to give a second opinion.  Like, for example, if I was there to also exam Olivia’s breasts we could double her chances of spotting cancer.  Doesn’t that make sense?  I dare anyone to find a flaw in my logic.  If you do, you are clearly a homosexual.

Carbon neutral cellphones?  Alright then.  (Geekologie)

When did Hilary Duff get so hot?  (Hollywood Tuna)

Sarah Jessica Parker is moving back under her bridge.  (IDLYITW)

Investigations are currently underway to figure out if this amazing Jessica Simpson picture is the real deal, or just some evil sorcerer’s dastardly deed.  (WWTDD)

The 100 Sexiest Topless Babes of 2008, according to Nuts Magazine.  (Nuts)

The greatest NFL Cheerleader Photos of the past year.  (NFL)

Chicks grabbing their own boobs is awesome.  Celebrity chicks grabbing their own boobs is even better.  (Manofest)

An Abigail Clancy collection of assorted photographs, because she’s gorgeous.  (Gorillamask)

Obama meets with other people who formerly had the worst job in the world.  (CNN)

It’s been awhile since I last posted on the site, and that is mainly because I went on a week-long bender and became stranded in Tijuana.  How did I become stranded in Tijuana, you ask?  Well, I told my donkey that she wasn’t as attractive as the donkey I had in Santiago and she left me on the side of the mountain with a can of unopened beans……. “I’m sorry Juanita!”  Anyway, to celebrate my escape from Mexican bandits, here’s a video of Kevin Pereira fondling Oliva Munn’s boobies, or what I’ve wanted to do since 2006.