AHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps Out Window* The Sun:

THIS picture should carry a health warning.
Not since HARRY ENFIELD creations Wayne and Waynetta Slob have two such scabby human beings locked lips.
I can’t bear to think about the record level of grime passing between PETE DOHERTY and AMY WINEHOUSE.

It turns out that you cannot die [...]

Pete Doherty, who will one day challenge cockroaches for world supremacy after the bombs drop, was recently sentenced to 14-weeks in jail after failing orders to take drug tests while  on a suspended sentence for, what else, making sweet love to the white China.  Using the innate innovation abilities that drug addicts seem to have, [...]