According to TMZ, this is the authentic image of Rhianna after the beating given to her by Chris Brown.  If you look, you can see a part of the shoulder tattoo which also exists in images previously shown here on TLBC thanks to the efforts of Lee.  However in his drunken state he has forgotten to post the links to where he got them, so on behalf of his half-passed out corpse over the toilet bowl, we say sorry.

Anyways… now for my questions of the day:  What the fuck?  Really?  I mean, supposing that TMZ is correct (I’m going to go ahead and throw caution and credibility to the wind and just say I think it might be authentic) what the fuck Chris Brown?  You have one hot goddamn lady, she’s rich, and talented, and you beat the shit out of her?  The fuck? You have to be out of your mind, and I mean so far out of your mind it is best to lock you up for 90 years, to even contemplate, even lift a finger like that.  What in the holy hell is wrong with you?

As if negative stereotyping against men wasn’t bad enough, assuming that the picture is legitimate, you just created 10 Hallmark movies about evil men beating women.  Thanks.  Thanks a whole goddamn lot, so in addition to ruining everything in your life, beating a woman, and pillaging your entire livelihood you have spawned more anti-male attitudes and agendas than Bobby Brown could have ever hoped for.  Are you two related?

This is seriously ridiculous.  No amount of therapy or sorry could, assuming again that this is the picture, make up for some dickish move like what I am looking at here.  This is the kind of shit I advocate throwing rocks off a cliff attached to ballsacks as punishment for.  Christ.

If we have any faithful readers, they will understand that we here at The Last Brain Cell actually do like women.  We like women more than Ellen DeGeneres.  So… fuck you Chris Brown  – again, assuming that the image is authentic.

UPDATE: Image appears to be authentic.  Chris Brown needs to be raped by wild boars covered in pepper sauce.

Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott has decided to drop the case of the century and focus on less important things.  Things like murder, rape, armed robbery, kidnapping, ya know, everyday stuff.  People:

Richland County sheriff Leon Lott announced earlier Monday that a nearly two-week investigation had failed to produce enough evidence to prosecute anyone present at a November party at the University of South Carolina, where the photo was taken.

Who wants to wager with me that Michael Phelps will smoke himself retarded in the next couple of weeks?  Mexican Cartels are holding parades in the streets.