Olivia seems like she’d be just about the greatest girl in the world to date.  Hopefully, she enjoys living in a tent eating gourmet macaroni ever night.  I keep it classy.

Is it just me, or does Olivia Munn seem like she’d be one of the greatest girlfriends you’d ever have?  Let’s anaylze this:

- She has a vagina

- She has boobs

- She’s really hot

- She’s funny

- She’s part Asian…  What?  Haven’t you seen porn?  According to porn, Asians are built for our big American penises.  Hm…  That probably wont go over too well with the Anti-Defamation League.

LG is releasing solar-powered cell phone.  What happens on cloudy days?  (Geekologie)

Here be a list of the goriest video games.  (Gameist)

The most disturbing animals on Earth.  You should probably just kill yourself if you encounter them.  (Atom)

The biggest celebrity pussies.  A stiff wind should do the trick.  (Manofest)

Guess the celebrity sideboob.  (Liquid Generation)

Fergie also fills out a bikini really, really well.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Hayden Panettiere’s vagina is free.  (IDLYITW)

All the Big Macs Lindsay Lohan eats are going straight to her boobs.  (The Superficial)

Behind-the-scenes at Megan Fox’s latest photoshoot.  Is she naked?  Unfortunately, no.  (WWTDD)

Is everyone in agreement that it is impossible to post too many Marisa Miller videos?  OK, good.  With that revolutionary decision in mind, here’s a video full of Marisa being all kinds of sexy for Cosmopolitan.

NOTE: Select HD at the bottom-right to view in high-definition.

I suddenly have a strong urge to masturbate while riding a Harley-Davidson.

NOTE: Select HQ at bottom-right to view in high-quality.

Someone needs to explain to Harper’s Bazaar that this is not how you do a Scarlett Johansson photoshoot.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Nikkie Sanderson is new.  Someone should’ve explained to her that all new models are required to be naked.  (IDLYITW)

The Superficial’s gallery of Celebrity Plastic Surgery Gone WTF.  I think this was a bad idea.  (The Superficial)

Jane’s Addiction reuniting for a tour.  I am immensely indifferent.  (Ultimate Guitar)

When did Nikki Cox get molested by the ugly tree?  (WWTDD)

Wii Sports has knocked Super Mario Bros. off as the best-selling game ever.  (Geekologie)

A collection of 100 celebrity mug shots. (ABC Action News)

Damn, Carrie Underwood is fucking hot.  (Popoholic)

Break’s biggest gallery ever, again.  (Break)

Alrighty then, here’s an actual video to take the mantle of VOTD.  Of course, it involves boobs, specifically Marisa Miller’s boobs — among other assorted body regions.  As you probably already know, Marisa Miller is pretty much the hottest person alive, so, yes, this is perhaps the greatest video ever, but I’m not quite certain.  Allow me to study it for seventy-six a few more hours, and I shall report on my completely scientific findings.

You may still be fondling yourself over remember these super awesome Abigail Clancy pictures from the October issue of FHM, and there’s no reason why you shouldn’t given the sexiness exploding from ze pages.  I stumbled across this behind-the-scenes video of that very same photoshoot, which I think will accompany those pictures quite nicely.  Enjoy — watch your Jergens supply.