Angelina Jolie continued to repopulate the entire Western Hemisphere by giving birth to twins, a boy and a girl, Saturday night by way of a caesarian section in Nice, France.  Rueters reports:
Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins, a boy and a girl, her doctor at a hospital in southern France said on [...]

So I decided to start my Fourth of July vacation early and end it late, so it turns out that I’m a little behind on the stuff that Hollywood reporters try to pass off as real news.  One of those “stories” just happened to be Ashlee Simpson taking the milk sacs out for another stroll.  [...]

According to some people from Frace, Angelina is or will soon give birth to twin girls.  Someone start the 18 year countdown.  The AP reports:
The seafront Lenval hospital in Nice in the south of France said Tuesday that Angelina Jolie had checked in at its Santa Maria maternity clinic to be kept under doctors’ surveillance [...]

Pregnant boobs syndrome has struck again. And how. Ashlee Simpson decided to take her boobs out for a stroll the other day and I for one fully support the walking of large chests. But my friends, the best has yet to come. Seeing as how Jessica Simpson is a needly little [...]

Jessica Alba and her son of a bitch husband welcomed a baby girl, Honor Marie Warren, late Saturday night in Los Angeles.  Us reports:
Honor Marie Warren was born Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
Alba’s father was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.” Warren — in a T-shirt, jeans and baseball cap — was spotted carrying [...]