This penny is awesome.  People:

Newlyweds Ashlee and Pete Wentz have confirmed that they are expecting their first child.
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child,” they wrote on Wentz’s site, friendsorenemies.com. “This is truly the most joyous time [...]

In what turns out to be very depressing to me, Brad Pitt has impregnated Angelina Jolie with twins and has caused me to buy a sniper rifle. People reports:

This time around will be double the pleasure for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who are expecting twins.
Jack Black let the news slip while doing a [...]

Jessica Alba went out to eat at some restaurant in some city on what I assume is planet Earth; I don’t know, that’s not important. What is important is that Jessica Alba is pregnant and that of course means she has one of the greatest cases of “Pregnant Boobs Syndrome” ever, and as you [...]