Why the hell did they have this premiere in Japan? How the fuck is Megan supposed to have fun over there — they don’t have big American penis. They should have had it in a place worthy of Megan’s ridiculous gorgeousness. Like, say, for instance, my shed my neighbor’s shed. Harold is gone most of [...]

Heather Graham is easily the hottest hippie since hippies went extinct, and here her and her boobs are at “The Hangover” premiere to defend their title. Unfortunately, I was unable to attend the premiere to officially award Heather her title. The asshole security detail said that because I wasn’t invited, and was naked, I wouldn’t [...]

The Jonas Brothers attended the London premiere of one of their awful Disney movies last night and after being repeatedly questioned about Russell Brand’s bitch-slapping of them at the VMAs they apparently had an explosion of estrogen-fueled anger.  The Sun reports:

They are, in fact, capable of losing their rags like the rest of us – [...]