Salt Lake City — Authorities have arrested a man who they say told bank tellers in Utah that he was on a mission to kill President Obama

Now lets start off with that right there.  Here’s the main reason this dude is either insane, or extremely mentally retarded.  You don’t tell bank tellers anything.  I don’t even trust them half the time, just like I don’t trust lawyers. You know, those blood sucking human mosquitoes that will do everything in their power to bleed you or the system (in your name) dry.  Don’t get me wrong, there are good ones.  But that’s like saying ‘every once and a while there is a good mosquito, who only uses animals and not people’, it doesn’t work in the majority of cases.

So, crazy moron dude goes in to a bank, and just casually says “I’mma kill our preserdent! (sic)”.  Not even a coked out high as a kite Charles Manson would do that.  On to Exhibit B:

Murray made bizarre statements last month while opening — and then closing within two weeks — an $85,000 savings account

So… he has 85,000 dollars?  How does this happen?  Is he crazy enough to make money come out of thin air, or is he retarded enough to use his children’s college funds… or steal it?  This I don’t get.  You make a bank account… for two weeks… and then close it…  Your mattress would have been a better choice dude.  But now, I can guarantee that its all going to a lawyer or two (see Mosquito).

Exhibit C:

The criminal complaint says Murray, originally from Rexford, N.Y., is the registered owner of eight guns.

I am not against gun ownership, and personally if you could afford it I would support your right to own a fully armed and loaded tank with a huge turret.  However, owning eight guns and doing A and B, will only give people (see Human Mosquitoes + Politicians) the gumption to challenge these rights.  Thanks retard, now gun owners can be generalized as crazy nut-balls again.  W00t.  Why did you not think to replace guns with something crazy… like slingshots?  You know, to play up that whole ‘insanity’ or ‘crazy’ defense… oh that’s right… you’re likely a goddamn retard who threatened our President.

Exhibit D:

He was described by his father and former neighbors in Rexford as troubled but not dangerous. He was known for strolling down a street wearing a cape and talking to himself.

I’m Batman!  I’m Batman!  I’m Batshit Crazy!  I’m Batman.

The Jury Rests, in light of all of these together, had the last one not been on the list we would have sided with ‘retarded idiot’.  However, because of this latest revelation, that he is Batman, he is clearly bat-shit insane enough to be what he wishes he was.  The Goddamn Batman.

Our Prediction:  Acceptance of the insanity plea after lawyers (blood sucking mosquitoes) bleed the man and his family dry, while also bleeding the state and federal government of millions, only for the most logical choice to be made, and sending him to get some serious help.  Attorneys, a nicer word for lawyer, live off of the lifeblood that is money, and innocent puppies.  So be prepared to see many puppies wheeled in and scared for life.

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Ahem. I have been researching Autism for the past six years, I have a family member who is affected on the spectrum, I have worked with autistic children.

First off, they are not acting.

They are a prisoner of their own spectral disorder, and in the most serious cases they lack the ability to even communicate, and instead may scream, make noises, or otherwise do anything to try and relieve the over stimulation they get from hypersensitivity and motor-neural defects. It’s called STEMMING. Their thought patters existing in ways that to people who are Neuro-Typical, or near Neuro-Typical would never understand.

Many of the most severely afflicted cannot care for themselves, and cannot communicate in spite of their own frustration, and will do anything and try anything to make some form of contact. However, with the aid of computers some have begun to communicate.

Autism is a spectrum, with some people being less affected by it than others, with different traits. I myself have four minor traits, which is not enough to classify myself in any single group, and most people have at least two or three.

Many who are so-called “High Functioning” or “Asperger” often become highly successful, and are extremely intelligent, but may be hindered in a social capacity, and might have started out unable to speak, and had to train at it. Being a social animal, human, means that if you are born missing, or having an impaired native social instinct, you will have to manually learn how to be social. This is an often seen trait in autism, of even the highest functioning.

So sit there like an obnoxious cunt and spout off bullshit about Autism being nothing but an act is pretty much the lowest shit you could do on a national radio program. You are completely retarded sir, in fact, let me even go so far to call you a fucktard. People with autism do not fake their symptoms, and many strive to be like normal people, while others embrace their differences and use them in a positive way. You think Rain Man gives a shit about your radio show? No, he’s too busy learning about every god damn thing that exists. Maybe you have autism, and you just don’t know it. Ever get the feeling that you cannot understand people? Ever get frustrated!? Well, then you probably have traits of it! Assuming you don’t though…

You are the scum of the earth that sticks to the bottom of my shoe, you are reprehensible, and you spread lies over your show, demeaning millions who are afflicted by this and spreading false misinformation. Just because your daddy was an asshole and verbally abused you – as you pointed out – does not mean you are right. You have lost every fucking moral point you had, and I hope your radio show burns to the ground and is no longer syndicated. In fact, I hope you have a personal experience with Autism so you can actually fucking know what it is.

Not only have you insulted those who are severely affected by Autism, but everyone on the spectrum who has improved and adapted, from the scientists to the mathematicians, to the grammarians to every other god damn person on this planet with even a few traits! Who in the fuck do you think you even are?

Seriously, fuck you Michael Weiner Savage. Fuck you. I hope Tony Attwood gives you a goddamn earful troglodyte. You’re not even a real conservative – I expect nothing more from a Fascist.