I should let you know that I watched this video on mute, so I have no idea if this is the actual song in the video, but I can assure you that I do not give a shit.  Kanye West sucks, and Rihanna is dancing around with her boobs one gyration away from falling all [...]

You’re right, Chris Brown, you’re not a monster, as monsters only exist in fairy tales like the Bible.  You are just a general all-around piece of shit who beats women.  Now, I imagine it was a hectic moment when Rihanna (so goddamn hot.  NSFW) mercilessly through your cell phone — that you can afford to [...]

Los Angeles prosecutors let Chris Brown know that he isn’t nearly famous enough to get away with beating the shit out of your girlfriend, and then threatening to kill her.  Us:
He is facing assault by means likely to create great bodily injury and criminal threats.
If convicted, he faces four years and eight months in state [...]

Part 1, but don’t let that get you down — part 2 is even more depressing.  TMZ:

TMZ has obtained LAPD detectives notes from a search warrant in the case. According to the notes, Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown’s phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out [...]

If you were feeling any pity towards Rihanna for getting the shit kicked out of her by her “boyfriend”, you can go ahead and stop now. TMZ:

LAPD cops interviewed Rihanna after the attack and she told them Brown had been violent toward her in the past and that the attacks were getting “more violent” as [...]