Ya ever notice how chicks always seem to get naked when they want to call attention to a cause? Has there ever been a greater stroke of genius? Eat shit, E=mc2. I don’t know who the Einsteins (see what I did there? I am s-m-r-t!) are that run the Australian version of Rolling Stone, but [...]

Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Goddammit Bluto, stop smoking so much friggin’ opium,” but bear with me here. I’m not saying that the nightmare of today’s Britney Spears is deserved of the HCOTD crown, because she isn’t, at all, she’s more deserved of being KFC’s mascot. What I’m saying is that the [...]