In a case of extreme douchbaggery, Ryan “I’m a son of a bitch” Reynolds married Scarlett Johansson in America’s hat over the weekend.  People reports:

Attended by only a handful of close friends and family, the ceremony was held at a remote wilderness retreat outside of Vancouver, B.C.
This is the first marriage for both. The couple [...]

So Ryan Reynolds decided to be the world’s biggest asshole and keep Scarlet Johansson’s awesome boobage all to himself by way of engagement.  What a dick.  People reports:
After dating for more than a year, Scarlett Johansson is set to marry her boyfriend Ryan Reynolds, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.
“They’re both thrilled,” Johansson’s rep Marcel Pariseau tells [...]