That’s right ladies and gents… and ghosts of a thousand dead wolves, caribou, and polar bears, Sarah Palin has signed a deal to write her memoirs. I have it from a reliable source that she will be using a full set of Crayola brand Crayons to write and then publish her masterpiece.  It will also [...]

Christina Hendricks has the greatest cleavage in history.  (Egotastic)
A real-life Death Star would bankrupt the entire galaxy.  (Geekologie)
Rihanna’s legs are looking mighty fine.  (Hollywood Tuna)
Kristen Stewart looks like hell.  (IDLYITW)
Ashley Judd doesn’t agree with Sarah Palin “hunting” wolves from a goddamn helicopter.  (The Superficial)
Robert Plant explains why Zeppelin won’t be banging groupies around the [...]

Ahahaha, are they even trying to win?  AP:

Amy Strozzi, who works on the reality show “So You Think You Can Dance” and has been Palin’s traveling stylist, was paid $22,800, according to campaign finance reports for the first two weeks in October. In contrast, McCain’s foreign policy adviser, Randy Scheunemann, was paid $12,500, the report [...]

Showing their horrendous phenomenal skills at running a political campaign, the Republican Party spent $150,000 on John McCain’s distraction of hotness running mate.  The Independent reports:
The Republican Party did not dispute the wardrobe findings of the US
website Politico, moreover. By perusing the campaign’s financial
disclosures for September, the site found that Mrs Palin’s fashion
expenditure included almost [...]

Damn, Tina could not have pulled that off any better.  She pretty much stole Sarah’s teddy bear and pushed her into the mud.