Yes my children, it will be a glorious book filled with many different colors and configurations of words, including quotes from her interviews like:

As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border

They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.

I’m the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can’t.

We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. … We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation.

Each book will also contain a drool sample of authenticity – just look for the strange blood-stained looking smear from her fingers, and that oh so wonderful yellowed paper near it.  Don’t worry, endangered wolf blood and polar bear blood has no diseases that we know of.  Well, not like we care anyways.

A real-life Death Star would bankrupt the entire galaxy.  (Geekologie)

Rihanna’s legs are looking mighty fine.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart looks like hell.  (IDLYITW)

Ashley Judd doesn’t agree with Sarah Palin “hunting” wolves from a goddamn helicopter.  (The Superficial)

Robert Plant explains why Zeppelin won’t be banging groupies around the world.  (Ultimate Guitar)

The 47 sexiest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models of all-time.  I will fight anyone to the death who doesn’t say Marisa Miller.  (COED)

Ah, Google Maps, thank you for capturing these great moments.  (urlesque)

The world’s largest boobs come in at a stupifying — and slightly racist — 38KKK.  (Asylum)

A couple hundred photos of WWE Divas. Reminding us that even though professional wrestling is mind-numbingly stupid…  Hm…  Yep, don’t know where I was going with that.  (Manofest)

Ahahaha, are they even trying to win?  AP:

Amy Strozzi, who works on the reality show “So You Think You Can Dance” and has been Palin’s traveling stylist, was paid $22,800, according to campaign finance reports for the first two weeks in October. In contrast, McCain’s foreign policy adviser, Randy Scheunemann, was paid $12,500, the report showed.
McCain’s campaign said the payment covered a portion of her work in September and a portion of October. An earlier campaign finance report showed Strozzi was paid $13,200 for a portion of September.

Seriously, did nobody tell this campaign how to run a goddamn political campaign?  It’s like they resurrected the Three Stooges and put them in charge.

Showing their horrendous phenomenal skills at running a political campaign, the Republican Party spent $150,000 on John McCain’s distraction of hotness running mate.  The Independent reports:

The Republican Party did not dispute the wardrobe findings of the US
website Politico, moreover. By perusing the campaign’s financial
disclosures for September, the site found that Mrs Palin’s fashion
expenditure included almost $50,000 doled out at branches of Saks Fifth
Avenue in St Louis and New York, as well as more than $75,000 on
clothes at high-end Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis, the host city for the
Republican Convention. “With all of the important issues facing the
country right now, it’s remarkable that we’re spending time talking
about pantsuits and blouses,” said a Palin spokeswoman, Tracey Schmitt.
“It was always the intent that the clothing goes to a charitable
purpose after the campaign.”

How is McCain not absolutely dominating the presidential race?  I mean, aside from being completely unfit for president, and running one of the worst political campaigns in history, he should have a virtual lock on the presidency.  Especially when his party filled with geniuses spends donated money so wisely.

Damn, Tina could not have pulled that off any better.  She pretty much stole Sarah’s teddy bear and pushed her into the mud.

Sweet fucking crap, if McCain and this retard get elected we might as well just aim a nuke at D.C.  I’m sure all of Palin’s “threats” against Russia will go over just great with Vladimir Putin.  I bet he likes getting lectured by nobody politicians from bumfuck Alaska all the time.

Quote from YouTube:

Re: that part of Gov. Palin’s answer that she has foreign policy credentials when she said, -- “You can actually see Russia from an island in Alaska’”.

I can see the moon from my backyard. …Doesn’t make me an astronaut.

Jessica Simpson’s ass says hello.  It probably should’ve gone to the gym first.  (Egotastic)

Retailers in the UK have started Metallica’s Death Magnetic a day ahead of schedule.  Unfortunately, I live on the opposite side of that big expanse of water.  (Ultimate Guitar)

Jenna Dewan decides a bikini is proper sleeping attire.  Ladies, take note.  (WWTDD)

The 10 Hottest ESPN News Reporters.  Erin Andrews wins any day of the week.  (Uncoached)

The 10 Hottest Female Twins of all time.  (Unibrow)

This is the first I have heard of Farabe Cottingham, which wouldn’t be so tragic if she wasn’t she friggin’ hot.  (Gorillamask)

Oh happy days!  Break has unleashed another gallery.  (Break)

Maxim recycles old Megan Fox photos; no one complains.  (Popoholic)

Gina Gershon does Sarah Palin wearing a bikini that comes with a gun (See: Gina Gershon is hot).  (Funny or Die)

Matt Damon was on CBS the other day and compared Sarah Palin’s VP nomination to a “bad Disney movie.”  I agee, though I would compare it more to a retard picking the prettiest light on the Christmas tree and taking 10 weeks before he realizes it will burn him, or something.

In John McCain’s defense, he’s an idiot who has absolutely no tact whatsoever.  So, it should come as no surprise that he picked a former Alaskan mayor with limited experience as a governor to be a heartbeat away from the most powerful seat in the house; just so he could stare at her bodacious bod during those tedious cabinet meetings.

Hayden Panettiere makes sure her boobs are secure (dammit).  (Egotastic)

Proof that stupid people will eventually remove their genes from the gene pool.  (Break)

Michelle Hunziker is still at the beach.  Also known as: awesome. (The Superficial)

I hereby proclaim Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman alive.  And she’s not even trying.  (WWTDD)

Jennifer Aniston’s eyes are trying to murder me, which is OK as long as the murdering takes place post-coitus.  (dlisted)

Sweet Jesus blowing a chicken Monica Hansen is hot.  (COED)

The 10 hottest Female Politicians of all time.  I will sign any treaty they want. (Unibrow)

Oh my fucking Christ.  I have a friend who would kill every midget in the circus to have this Personal Peanut Butter Machine.  (Geekologie)

Holly Madison would look much better wearing this top hat if she was naked.  I guess nearly naked will have to do.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Hayden Panettiere should wear spandex all the time.  (The Superficial)