I have no idea who Sarah Shahi is, but I have learned that has amazing boobs.  (Egotastic)
Someone needs to explain to Harper’s Bazaar that this is not how you do a Scarlett Johansson photoshoot.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Nikkie Sanderson is new.  Someone should’ve explained to her that all new models are required to be naked.  (IDLYITW)
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In a case of extreme douchbaggery, Ryan “I’m a son of a bitch” Reynolds married Scarlett Johansson in America’s hat over the weekend.  People reports:

Attended by only a handful of close friends and family, the ceremony was held at a remote wilderness retreat outside of Vancouver, B.C.
This is the first marriage for both. The couple [...]

Scarlett’s singing super sucks. (Hah. I love alliteration)
“Anywhere I Lay My Head,” a collection of Tom Waits songs recorded by the star of such films as “Match Point,” “Lost in Translation” and “Girl with a Pearl Earring,” has been described by the actress as “an intimate experience.”
But numerous reviews of the album complained that Johansson’s [...]