I think I’m being a little generous by calling that thing a “top”. It pretty much looks like Katie took a net and stretched and cut it a bit, which as you’ve probably already guessed, is one of the best decisions she’s ever made. It’s too bad she stopped the thought process when she did. I think we can all agree that she would’ve done humanity a great service if she would’ve burned that net into ash before putting it on, and also had sex with me for some reason.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Katie’s exemplary decision-making.

Of course, all the see-through parts are in exactly the wrong place. Clearly, whoever made that dress was an asshole. But lucky for us, Megan seems to be pulling out all the sexy on the Transformers promotional tour, as evidenced by this post and this post from yesterday. Salute, Megan.

There is no way in hell that Sharon would not have realized that her fake old lady tits would’ve been on full display in that thing when the flash bulbs started going off.  Seeing as how she’s not even remotely relevant these days, this seems like nothing more than a, “Hey!  Look at me!” attempt.  And I gotta say, there is no better way to get attention than by showing your boobs, ladies.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Sharon’s geriatric nipples that I would still absolutely play with.  What?  Don’t even try to tell me that Sharon wouldn’t be able to rock your world under the linens.

So, in the least surprising story I’ve ever tried to pass off as “news,” Megan Fox is still ridiculously hot.  Especially when she decides to go out on the town in a see-through shirt.  It would’ve been much better had she decided to be a Good Samaritan and not wear a bra, but beggars can’t be choosers…  Or can they?

UPDATE: No, no they cannot.  They can, however, be arrested for “unlawful entry,” whatever that means.

Supermodels who wear see-through shirts, and allow their boobs to be unfettered underneath, is about the greatest thing ever.  Especially when that supermodel is the most successful one in existence, and has really nice boobs, as Gisele Bundchen clearly does.  Thank you, frigid New York air.

Lucy Pinder vistis Nuts Magazine, gets naked.  The usual.  (Hollywood Tuna)

I’d recommend Tyra Banks to be institutionalized if her boobs weren’t a source of hypnotic awesomeness.  (Screen Junkies)

The 50 Greatest Movie Gunfights of All Time.  Bang bang.  (The Shiznit)

Chris Rock is one of the top comedians out there — here’s proof.  (Comedy)

These Torture Techniques were probably not as fun as they sound.  (Ask Men)

Marisa Miller’s calendar is just as awesome as it sounds.  Perhaps awesomer.  (IDLYITW)

Katie Price slips into some lingerie.  General Alfred Swollenballs inexplicably slips out of my pants.  (The Superficial)

Metallica nominated for Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.  (Ultimate Guitar)

Katy Perry wears a see-through nightgown, and magical unicorns prance around on her giant boobs.  (WWTDD)

Elizabeth Hurley still pulls off some of the best cleavage around.  (Hollywood Tuna)

Dammit, Diora Baird!  Dress goes down, not up!  (IDLYITW)

Pamela Anderson’s super cleavage invades London.  (The Superficial)

Duff McKagan says, “America isn’t very rock n’ roll anymore.”  I’d trust him, this man once drank his pancreas into submission.  (Ultimate Guitar)

Erin Wasson wore a see-through dress to some event at some place last night, that’s not important.  What is?  See-through.  (WWTDD)

Bar Rafaeli is the hottest specimen walking this Earth.  (Popoholic)

The 10 Hottest Import Models of All Time.  (Unibrow)

5 Retarded Space Travel Ideas (That Might Actually Work).  (Cracked)

Ya know how the majority of Sports Announcers suck giant anus?  Well, here’s the 21 biggest rim-jobbers

of all.  (The Angry T)

Who is Meagan Good?  Yes, yes, I know, it’s not important at this juncture, she’s really hot and doesn’t seem to mind walking around in see-through dresses that show-off her awesome boobs, which pretty much makes her the greatest woman to ever exist because seriously, how can you not like a woman who is super hot and has an awesome chest region and knows she has an awesome pair of breasts so she decides to let the rest of us enjoy her awesome mammary collection which means that holy shit my tacos are done!  Let the feast begin!!

Photo: Egotastic

Is classic Lindsay Lohan back?  Are we soon to be awash in a drunken mess of flailing boobs?  Has the lesbian force field of dark evil finally been broken?  Well, no, not really.  Sure, Lindsay stepped outside in a tank top without a bra on, but these pictures are pretty disappointing.  If Lindsay wants us to believe she’s returned to form she should probably just walk around naked for a few years.

Photo: Egotastic

Rihanna decided to go to the clubs in NYC last night, and like any wholesome young adult she did so while wearing a see-through top, sans bra.  If there is anything our young ladies of legal age should idolize, it should be going out on the town with their nipples in plain view given they give me enough time to acquire an electron microscope so I can see actual nipples and not just arctic-sized areolas.  Alright then, stay classy.

NOTE: The pics may be NSFW depending on your boss’ stance on see-through shirts covering slightly visible boobage.  If you are the boss and this is considered good office etiquette in your book, are you hiring?

Photo: Hollywood Tuna

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