Holy fucking walrus penis, when did Anna Paquin become such a freakishly awesome sexbomb? Someone get me an audition for this show. Emmys will come raining down. Granted, the simulated sex scenes may only take up a total of 11 seconds, but I have already devised a solution to that. Prior to the simulated sex [...]

I have absolutely no idea who Danneel Harris is (except for being the girl from the Harold & Kumar movie), but after taking a gander at these Maxim pics, I feel as though I should delve deeper into her career so that my penis may fully appreciate her.
If you want to explore Danneel’s career further, [...]

What the fuck?  How come nobody told me about this when she was in my state?  What do I pay you people for?!  The Sun reports:

“I’ve had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger.”
Eva said her best bonks were in Arizona [...]

Despite denials from Lauren Conrad’s ex Jason something Wahler that a sex tape of the two does not exist, the number 1 contender for “Biggest Douche in the Universe” Spencer Pratt is not backing down from his claims. Us Magazine says:
Spencer Pratt is sticking to his story that a Lauren Conrad-Jason Wahler sex tape [...]

It seems as though Amy Winehouse’s imprisoned hubby Blake something-something is none too happy about his drug queen whoring it up (”Heidi Klum naked, Heidi Klum naked, Heidi Klum naked”) and is demanding a £3 million divorce payout, which breaks down to £250,000 for every month they were married, including the months Blake has spent [...]