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Alright then, this movie looks like it’s going to be absolutely fucking awesome.  The only way it could look any better is if they come out with a new trailer that has Megan Fox naked for seventeen hours.

NOTE: Make sure you turn the HD on.

There once was a time when Shia Labeouf got friggin’ hammered and decided to go for a little drive.  As you can imagine, this turned out fine, as long as fine means your truck ending up on its roof.  So, of course Shia will be charged with a DUI, right?  No, not even close.  The AP reports:

There was “insufficient evidence” to charge LaBeouf with drunken driving, Los Angeles County District Attorney spokeswoman Jane Robison said Thursday. She said prosecutors are mulling charges against two other people involved in the July collision, but could not provide further details.

“Shia is most happy that he will not have to go to court,” said his attorney, Michael Norris.

LaBeouf was arrested July 27 after an early morning crash that injured his hand and sent him to a hospital for several days. Sheriff’s deputies said later that LaBeouf was not at fault in the accident, which occurred in West Hollywood.

Jesus Harold Christ, does anyone in Hollywood have to abide by the law, at all?  Sure, another driver was found to be at fault for the accident for running a red light, but Shia was seen in a bar earlier pounding drinks and later refused a breathalyzer test.  If I had done that shit I would still be in a gulag in northern Siberia hoping the Viktor the Anal Pillager is just a funny nickname for my new cellmate.

In news that is shocking to no one, the “law enforcement” of Los Angeles has declared that actor Shia LaBeouf was not at fault in an accident in which his truck ended up on its roof, even though he was bombed out of his mind.  AP reports:

Shia LaBeouf was not to blame for an early-morning car wreck in Los Angeles, authorities said Tuesday, pinning fault on the other driver for apparently running a red light.

Also Tuesday, a person close to production of the “Transformers” sequel said LaBeouf’s passenger in the accident was Isabel Lucas, the 23-year-old Australian who plays a supporting role. The person asked not to be named because he was not authorized to release the information.

Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says detectives have determined that the other driver, who has not been identified, ran the light and will also be cited. LaBeouf was booked for a misdemeanor DUI and underwent surgery for injuries to his left hand.

So remember kids, if you’re going to drink and drive, make sure you live in Los Angeles.  And just to make sure you get the best experience, have a dead hooker in your lap with a kilo of cocaine poured over her head.  That shit will put the police into hysterics.

- Bluto -