According to my own personal theory, redheads are either really hot or really ugly.  As you’ve probably guessed, Cintia Dicker is really hot.  Really, really hot.  Like, I would murder your entire family, cut off both of my legs, and drown an entire litter of puppies just to see a boob, hot.  Think I should [...]

After closely examining (I need a new microscope) this video and the accompanying photos, and taking into account her bodypaint extravaganza, Brooklyn Decker may have just in fact risen to the top of my lady pile to claim the “Hottest Lady Chick in the World” title.  It’s a prestigious honor.  Ms. Decker shall be showered [...]

Well, we’ve reached the last model in this year’s collection of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue bodypaint models.  Previously, we had Brooklyn Decker, Jessica White, and Irina Shayk.  The final piece of the sexy puzzle (I spent thirty seconds trying to figure out exactly what I meant with that, but in the end I decided I [...]

Alright then, we’ve reached the third out of four of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue bodypaint models.  Before Ms. Shayk, we had Brooklyn Decker, and Jessica White.  I’d just like to let it be known that if I ever run into three women who are as beautiful as these, and they are covered in [...]