Well, this is good news. For me. Because I can finally lay down my sweet moves. I totally have a legitimate chance at landing Bar Refaeli… Dammit. People:

On-again off-again couple Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli have called it quits once more, sources confirm to PEOPLE.
“They’re taking time off for the time being, they’ve split,” says [...]

Somewhere, all alone, Brian Austin Green is furiously masturbating in a puddle of tears.  Meanwhile, I am bravely slaying terrorists atop a winged steed while nurturing a basket of abandoned kittens, Megan.
It should be noted that these pictures were taken after Megan left the school of Brian Austin Green’s son, but that would ruin my [...]

Audrina Patridge can still fill out a bikini like no other.  (Egotastic)
LG is releasing solar-powered cell phone.  What happens on cloudy days?  (Geekologie)
Here be a list of the goriest video games.  (Gameist)
The most disturbing animals on Earth.  You should probably just kill yourself if you encounter them.  (Atom)
The biggest celebrity pussies.  A stiff wind [...]

OK, as far as actual songs of quality music goes, Womanizer sounds like donkey anus, but I imagine it will be huge in the dance clubs were people don’t give a shit about music anyway.  I’m sure it’ll also be played to death on the nation’s shit ass pop radio stations.  So, it’s got legs [...]

This wasn’t at all surprising.  Her boyfriend was pretty much douchebag personified.  People reports:
Natalie Portman and her folk-rocker boyfriend Devendra Banhart have broken up, a source confirms to PEOPLE.
Portman, 27, began dating Banhart, also 27, after starring in his “Carmensita” video, which was shot last March. A short time later, they took their romance public [...]