This edition of TLBC site news is brought to you by Marisa Miller being ridiculously hot.

Please join me in welcoming “The Deep End”.  What is the Deep End, you ask?  Well, generally it is the part of the pool that people who don’t know how to swim and midgets die in, but here on TLBC it is our friend Mango’s very own special section of the board.  And by special section of the board I mean category.  In this category, Mango will provide you retards with movie/book/music/porn/etc reviews, as well as whatever else pops into his shiny head.  Once Mango gets “The Deep End” up and running you can keep tabs on it by clicking on the “The Deep End” category in the category list at the top right of the page.

If you have any questions/complaints about Mango’s musings leave a comment in his posts, alternatively you can email the site at thelastbraincell@gmail.com, where there is a 100% chance that I will ignore you.

This edition of site news is brought to you by Gisele Bundchen being super hot and dancing in a bikini.  Sweet Jesus.

If you look to your upper right you’ll noticed that I (Jackuul yelled at it until he made it cry) have installed a search box.  Now you’ll be able to find specific boobs at speeds never before thought possible by mom and dad.  Hooray!

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This edition of TLBC site news is brought to you by Adriana Lima’s GQ nakedness.

Well, I hired another writer, and its name is mango.  So hooray.  I’m going to go get a pop.  Possibly root beer, possibly orange.  OoOoOoOoOoOo, Ocean’s Thirteen is on.  While not nearly as good as the first one, it is still a watchable collection of moving pictures; plus it blows Ocean’s Twelve out of the stratosphere.  I kinda feel like eating some beef jerkey, but Chewy Chips a-hoy sounds pretty good too.  Maybe a popsicle.  Popsicles are good.  Especiialy orange ones.  And cherry.  Not so much banana.  I really have to urinate.  I’ve actually had to urinate something fierce for about two hours now.  I should take care of that.  Alright then, toilet here I come!

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I (Jackuul told me how) finally figured out how to post videos on this godforsaken site.  We will celebrate with more of Shakira and her awesome gyrations.

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Bla bla bla brought to you by Stacy Keibler bla bla bla bla really hot.

So the picture galleries have decided to fuck up royally and refuse to listen to reason.  So, until they are fixed there is no point in trying to look at them as they will just cause you to punch the screen.  Fucking technology.

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Site news/question is brought to you by Shakira’s hypnotic dancing.

Is the site working like it’s supposed to for you people? Presently, it will not load the galleries on the front page for me. So, I was wondering if it is working for the viewers and it just being an asshole to me for cockblocking it last night. Please post a comment/response if you have the time. Thanks.

Questions 2: How the hell do you embed YouTube videos on wordpress?

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Adriana Lima has been gracious enough to roll around on a beach naked and provide the site news with a sponsor. God bless Brazil.

This doesn’t really concern anyone other than the people who have just stumbled onto the site, but I felt like posting about it anyway. The Gallery of NSFW Galleries is no longer protected by a password due to the increase of site registrations, and my inability to be awake 24/7. Also, they said that it was legally, and morally wrong for me to chain midgets to a wall next to a computer and force them to constantly check the site’s email. I’m just trying to include them in this society dammit!

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This edition of site news is being brought to you by Salma Hayek and friends.

All of the “Hot Chick of the Day” posts have been recategorized under their own category, the unbelievably creatively (does that make sense?) named Hot Chick of the Day category. I know, that is almost too creative. I’m a modern-day Renaissance Man.

Now enjoy your faster route to spank bank material and quit threatening to put me in the guillotine for the famine that is sweeping the village. It’s not my fault you guys suck at crop rotation.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go drink Rosie O’Donnell’s weight (hello brain damage!) in vodka. Poke me with a stick when Monday rolls around.

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Today’s site news is being brought to you by Abigail Clancy and her super awesome lingerie modeling. And Snacky Smores.

Some of your fellow village dwellers have been emailing me asking, “Lord Bluto, why for is there no search box so as I may search thyne site for specific boobs and other assorted goodness? And why for did you impale everyone in the southeastern section of thy town?” Well, I did add a search box today and if you were able to see it before I removed it/it blew up, you would’ve noticed that it didn’t want to be friends with the rest of the sidebar. So, it got banished to the outlying deserts and shall remain there until we yell at the screen enough times to get it to cooperate. As for the impaling and whatnot, why don’t you just get back to your goddamn fields and not worry about when and where I commit genocide? Those potatoes aren’t going to harvest themselves.

P.S.

If you most storm someone’s castle with pitchforks and torches over this, blame Jackuul.

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This edition of “TLBC Site News” is being brought to you by Gisele Bundchen…….. excuse me for 4-7 minutes………

Ok, I am pleased to announce that The Last Brain Cell has just kidnapped hired a new writer and he goes by the moniker – Joker -  This is most beneficial to me since I will no longer have to fear a revolution from the peasant-folk when I don’t update the site for days on end.  You can also feel safe in the knowledge that Joker is almost as funny as I am and if he should falter here and there I will feed him to a Komodo Dragon.  Hooray!

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