Alright then, Jessica Gomes is officially the hottest chick out of Australia, unless Miranda Kerr gets naked.  And perhaps Portugal and China.  Why?  Well, Australia has historically been a nation where the world’s criminals, whores, and miscreants — the cool people — have gone to live, and somewhere amongst that mass of illegal sex-hounds, Jessica’s [...]

Damn.  Danica Patrick is far and away the hottest race car driver.  Sure, there’s like three women drivers in all of racing (right?), but even if whatever league she is in was filled to the bra with tits (what?), Danica would still be tops.  Of course, I have absolutely no proof to back that claim, [...]

In case you were wondering if Slovakia has any gorgeous women, the short answer is — yes.  The long answer is — what the fuck are you wondering about that for?  Lucia Dvosrka is prancing about in skimpy bikinies.  Now, stop being gay, and start making God cry.

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According to my own personal theory, redheads are either really hot or really ugly.  As you’ve probably guessed, Cintia Dicker is really hot.  Really, really hot.  Like, I would murder your entire family, cut off both of my legs, and drown an entire litter of puppies just to see a boob, hot.  Think I should [...]

Thomas Mapother almost caused a war between Brazil and Spain the other day in an attempt to be culturally smart.  Page Six:

Cruise tried to ingratiate himself to reporters by saying hola (hello) and gracias (thanks), not realizing that the language of Brazil is Portuguese, not Spanish.

Dammit.  Just when we were starting to regain some standing [...]